Obama even offers up his new car, the 'Little Beast' for transportation. So Biden decides to investigate Donnelly's death himself, and Obama jumps on board to help. He doesn't believe Donnelly was a bad guy or a drug addict or a drug pusher, and he doesn't want Donnelly remembered like that by his loved ones. Moreover, the police believe Donnelly's death was probably a drug-related accident or a suicide - in which case Donnelly's family won't get his life insurance.īiden doesn't accept any of this. Obama delivers the news personally because Donnelly had a map showing Biden's address, and the Secret Service fears Biden may be the target of a terrorist attack.īiden reaches out to cop friend, and learns that Donnelly was suspected of using drugs, and had a baggie full of heroin when he died.

When Biden hears scuffling sounds in his backyard, it turns out to be Obama and a Secret Service Agent named Steve - who've slipped in to deliver some bad news.Īn Amtrak conductor named Finn Donnelly, whom Biden has known for decades, was hit by a train and killed. It seems Obama has cut loose his 'dead weight loser vice-president' and wants nothing more to do with him.

Meanwhile, Biden's 'best friend', former President Barack Obama, has been hanging out with celebrities all over the world - parasailing, windsurfing kayaking and BASE jumping in Hong Kong with Bradley Cooper.Īs Biden is throwing darts at a picture of Bradley Cooper on his office wall, he's fuming about Obama not calling, texting, emailing.or even sending a postcard.

Since leaving office he's been idling around his Wilmington, Delaware home, feeling bored. Former Vice President Joe Biden is in low spirits.

Hope Never Dies by Andrew Shaffer